INSULTING THE STATES ( Read more... )

INSULTING THE STATES ( Read more... )

INSULTING THE STATES:

OKLAHOMA:

Conceivably the dullest location in America. They have a State Rock.

This region was first established as an internment camp a separate refuge for Indians, who now make up about eleven percent of the population since the discovery of oil. These Indians were known as the Civilized Tribes, since they had adopted ( Read more... )

Culminating every year with St. Valentine's Day, on which it is customary to make gifts of chocolate, medically known to assist people who have difficulty swallowing.

Many people have forgotten why chocolate is given. This has been a Public Service Announcement.

I will understand perfectly if anyone is too busy to reply to my posts this ( Read more... )

When I am President I will have the office of the Attorney-General support anyone who wishes to engage in a Constitutional challenge to anti-fireworks laws ( Read more... )

As President I will work to have the entirety of the second week of February recognized as a time of celebration, culminating logically in Valentine's Day.

Two observations have occurred to me, one right after the other:

1 ) Children are smarter than grownups;

2 ) That's no great achievement.

The avatar of the God of Steampunk was Michael Dunn.

Everyone's brain marches to a different drummer, and I think mine works for Dave Brubeck.

If you know what a soul is you've got one.